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George Carlin on MAD TV - Touched by an Atheist

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George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 -- June 22, 2008) is dead.No euphemisms.Nothing to soften the blow.He's fucking dead.And awesome, don't forget awesome.

Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm
Author: WizardJim

Length: 03:59
Rating: 4.76
Views: 608517

Tags: Agnostic  Agnosticism  Atheism  Atheist  Bean  Bright  Enlightenment  God  Holy  Java  Madness  Naturalism  Naturalistic  Of  Religion  

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amorte666 (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)
if is our decision why are you tellin something we have listened from the day we born?
rieskimo (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)
JESUS HERE, GIT YA' JESUS HERE!!! HOT TICKET, YOU DON'T NEED TO SEARCH FOR HIM 'CAUSE I GOT HOT JESUS'S RIGHT HERE, 4 FOR A DOLLAR/IT'S A GREAT FAMILY TREAT!!! By trying to indoctrinate people in a "turn or burn" fashion you are in fact being a bad christian. In your own literature(the bible) it never states to forcefully convert people but to be diplomats of the word of god, you foul your own lord's name by using scare tactics.
Tyler1337Admin (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)
Proof, please. Give us some proof, some damn proof, any at all. Infact, 10 indisuputable facts of proof that prove God and Heaven aren't bullshit that was made to just brainwash people.-Sits waiting for several days without him commenting, then he says 'UHM, NO U! UR GAY LOL JESUS FTW'.-
EvanYogus (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)
Fact: both of you are going to hell. Just accept that Jesus Christ is the son of god, and he died for your sins. Do this and you'll find yourself with eternal happiness in your afterlife.
Tyler1337Admin (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)
Fact: All people who down-thumb this guys comment are just mad because he's right.
piercy6543 (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)
lol
jennyloughman (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)
Heaven is Ireland without the pipebombs!I should be offended because I'm Irish but I'm not. This is very funny!It's a freakin joke people!My country got insulted but am I going crazy? Nope!Take a joke, not everyone has the same beliefs! If we did life would be a lot less exciting!
poolsuporter (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)
there allways gotta be a debate about religion.
Sexychicofdoom (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)
Wow that was beautiful. xD <3 The end was amazing. Haha
Tyler1337Admin (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)
That's the same bull-shit we get every fucking time. ESPECIALLY when you can't explain your actions or the inactions of your 'Lord'.

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