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http://goto.thesyn.com/boburnh... of them never before seen on the internet. the ep is called "Bo fo Sho"music and lyrics by bo burnhamwhats a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy,and an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? an ironic way to dieand whats domain, domain, range (xxy) a kid with too much in his pantsand two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de france.split a decision with long division, take the circumference of your circumcisionlive like your data and when you're all "set"put it all together and whatever you get.is new math...whats a bag of chips divided by five, thats a nike worker's mealand santa clause mutliplied by "i" well i guess that makes him real,and the square root of the NBA is Africa in a box,how do u trace a scatter plot? give the pencil to michael j fox.take the approximate moral proportion of the probable problem of a pro-life abortionlive like your data, and when youre all "set"put it all together and whatever you get...is new math.and if you made a factor tree of the factors that caused my girl to leave me youd have a tree...full of asian porn.C-A-L-C-U-LATOR (see you later) mathetmatical minds make industrial smog.and whats the opposite of lnx, duraflame the unnatural log.support the farmers with a pro-tractor, link kennedy and lincoln with a common factor (fact, or)live like ur data...blah blahword problemsif theres a fat guy in a pastry shop with a twenty dollar bill and he's ready to buy,in order to predict his volume change you need to know the value of pi (pie)and theres a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her,how long til it reaches adn kills the driver, provided that he's a good conductor,and if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his freetime and mealtime while on his kneesand if kim is half as old as bobby who is two years older then twelve year old tori,for how many more 30 day months will their threesomes be considered statutory rapecause havin sex is like quadratic expansion if it cant be split then its time to stop,and havin sex is like doing fractions, its improper for the larger one to be on top, and havin sex is like math homework, i do it best when i'm alone in my bed.and squarin numbers are just like women, if theyre under thirteen just do them in your head....and new math

Channel: Science & Technology
Uploaded: December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm
Author: boburnham

Length: 04:07
Rating: 4.85
Views: 2650717

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talkonmute (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)
this is my favorite
sammyc816 (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)
its still an amazing song =3
sammyc816 (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)
very true i am sorry for my miscalculations =p
jdiukl (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)
you will never forget it__ASWEETKISS(.)COM__
wfebwj (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)
Experience in romantic affairs comes only with practice...But the theory preparation is as important..._BOOBSLIFE._COM
leoequalslife (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)
Bo Burnham, you are my hero.I love you.
spiffygenius (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)
i'm sorry, he's married to me =)
SplitKnucks (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)
No it wouldn't dumbass. Not every month has 30 days in it. The correct answer is 44. There are only four 30 day months in a year, and 11 years times 4 equals...let me find my calculator...44. Although technically it wouldn't be statutory rape until Bobby turned 18. But that's an entirely different problem.
tdogg98264 (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)
Well said. To each his own. Can't argue with anyone who quotes Steve Martin.
someone9292 (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)
LOL is that a periodic table on his shirt ? haha o and to answer his question "and if kim is half as old as bobby who is two years older then twelve year old tori,for how many more 30 day months will their threesomes be considered statutory rape" it would never actually be considered statutory rape because they're all under 18

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