"Weird Al" Yankovic - Whatever You Like

Weird Al's parody of T.I.'s smash hit "Whatever You Like" is available RIGHT NOW on...iTunes! http://phobos.apple.com/WebObj... http://www.amazon.com/Whatever... http://www.rhapsody.com/weirda... http://free.napster.com/view/a... http://social.zune.net/my/Cont... http://mp3.walmart.com/store/a... pretty much everywhere else digital downloads are sold!Hey girlYou know, our economy's in the toiletBut I'm still gonna treat you rightI said you can have whatever you likeI said you can have whatever you likeYeahTater tots, Cold Duck on ice And we can clip coupons all nightAnd baby you can have whatever you likeI said you can have whatever you likeYeahTake you out for dinner anywhere that you pleaseLike Burger King or Mickey D'sAnd baby you can have whatever you likeI said you can even have the large friesYeahBaby, you should know I am really quite a sweet guyWhen I buy you bathroom tissue, I always get the 2-ply Want it, you can get it, my dearI got my Costco membership card right here, yeahYou like Top Ramen? Need Top Ramen?Got a cupboard full of 'em, I'll keep 'em comin'You want it, I got it, go get it, just heat itDump the flavor packet on it and eat itPork and beans and Minute RiceAnd we can play cribbage all nightAnd baby you can have whatever you likeI said you can have whatever you likeYeahI can take you to the Laundromat downtownAnd watch all the clothes go 'round and 'roundOr baby we can go wherever you likeI said we can go wherever you likeYeahHottest shorty I know, if you had some lipo You could be second runner-up Miss OhioSeven dollar bills rolled up inside my plastic billfoldBuy you a bagel even if it isn't day-oldAnd you never ever gotta wear your sister's old clothesLong as I'm still assistant manager at Kinko'sCut your hair with scissors and a soup bowlYou ain't gotta pay me, that's the way that I rollMy chick can have what she wantAt Wal-Mart she can pick out anything she wantI know girl, you ain't never had a man like thatWho doesn't make you buy generic brand like that, yeahYou like my Hyundai? See my Hyundai?I can take you to see your cousin Phil next SundayBut that's kinda far and I'm not made of cashDo you think you could chip in for gas?Mac and cheese would be all rightBut let's send out for pizza tonightAnd you can order any toppings you likeI said you can even have the last sliceYeahRan myself a cable from my neighbor next do'Now I can get free HBOAnd baby you can watch whatever you like I said you can watch whatever you likeYeahAnd you can always ride the city busGot a stack of tokens just for usYo, my wallet's fat and full of onesYeah, it's all about the Washingtons, that's rightYou want White Castle? Need White Castle?Long as you got me it won't be no hassleYou want it, well get it, just don't be a haterIf I grab a bunch of napkins for laterThrift store jeans, on sale half priceThe underwear at Goodwill is niceAnd baby you can have whatever you likeI said you can have whatever you likeYeahBaby I can give you anything you pleaseEven share my government cheeseAnd baby you can have as much as you likeI said you can go have as much as you likeYeah

Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm
Author: alyankovic

Length: 03:43
Rating: 4.82
Views: 4148403

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